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remanence-of-love:

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leejamesmcknight:

𝘈 𝘎𝘪𝘧𝘵.

This is my digital edit of 𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘭 by George Henry Grenville Manton x 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘉𝘰𝘸𝘭 by Albert Henry Collings.

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saddestblogger:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

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flyingmodel-rockets:

pro tip: don’t fuck around with someone who never asks you a single question about yourself.

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pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

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dietcoke-and-razorblades:

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

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cornbreddexmilk:

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

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